John Harvard's Bar Mitzvah

Mazel Tov, Johnnie Boy!

John Harvard is turning 401 years old this year, and we've decided it's about time he became a man and celebrated his Bar Mitzvah!

Bring your friends and get ready for an amazing night of dancing, limbo, Coke and Pepsi, the electric slide, and everything else that you remember and love from your middle school years. Blow-up guitars and and take home prizes will of course be in abundance.

The only gift John Harvard wants is your presence! Don't hear about it afterwards-- come on out to the event that everyone will be talking about for at least the next 13 years!

DJ, live music, and free drinks (21+). Come celebrate with Morty and Ethel Harvard!

Festive attire suggested.